The Comment Section · No. 11 · Tuesday, September 29, 2026

Five videos, 4.2k comments. The room ran 38% positive, and about 1% of it looked automated.

The fastest-rising videos on YouTube in the US right now, read through their comment sections.

Comments read

4.2k

across 5 videos

38%

Positive

8% negative
54% neutral

Estimated automated

1%

our estimate, in aggregate

Busiest hour

24th

hour after upload

Sentiment, themes and automation figures are PAID LLC's own estimates, computed from public comments. They are not YouTube metrics, and they describe each comment section in aggregate, never any individual account. Comment text, video titles and statistics come from YouTube and belong to their authors. How this is built.

Underrated comment of the day

““Who the hell do you think you are?” He is just the fucking doctor who studied more than you, is smarter than you, makes more money than you AND is treating your wife 😂”
@littlehurdle2800 likes21 hours agoSee it on YouTube

The angry husband demands to know who the doctor thinks he is.

Today's five

What the comments said.

01

We Had A Secret Code 🤫

His Story

3.4M views231k/hr887 comments read2:08

This video is a short story about a boy and his sister, Sophie, who cannot speak. Sophie communicates her distress by tapping his elbow three times. When Sophie's new boyfriend Darren visits, the boy notices signs of abuse. Eventually, the boy steps in to protect Sophie and defends her against Darren.

The room was split.

brocrackedstory

The mood

34% positive60% neutral6% negative

😭 112😂 75😢 73❤ 46✌ 35

Estimated automated1%
  • 32 identical text from several accounts
  • 20 auto-generated account names
  • 19 accounts with no uploads

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Most liked

““He lunged at her but I cracked him… hard in the jaw” 😭😭”
@Jummymorgan-g2b1.8k likes16 hours agoSee it on YouTube

Underrated here

“THE FACE WHEN HE RAN TO THE DOOR IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭”
@minibang25430 likes10 hours agoSee it on YouTube
Full breakdown

The pick below was ranked in code rather than judged.

02

Philadelphia Eagles vs. Chicago Bears Game Highlights | 2026 NFL Season Week 3

NFL

2.1M views170k/hr1k comments read14:59

This video shows game highlights from a football game between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Chicago Bears during the 2026 NFL season. The Bears take an early lead and maintain control through multiple touchdowns and defensive stops. The video ends with a Chicago Bears player being tackled near the line of scrimmage in the fourth quarter.

Rival fans flooded the thread to cackle over the Eagles getting dismantled by Case Keenum.

Case KeenumEagles collapseBears defense

The mood

38% positive53% neutral9% negative

😂 134🐻 36🤣 25🔥 18❤ 18

Estimated automated1%
  • 25 identical text from several accounts
  • 19 accounts with no uploads
  • 12 auto-generated account names

PAID LLC estimate, not a YouTube metric. Describes the section in aggregate, never an individual account.

Most liked

“Case Keenum was not only a locker room leader, but he was a worker tonight. He sling that ball so quickly that it lead to big plays in the passing game. The defense was sensational as well, and a great team win by the Bears. 🐻⬇️ Chicago!!!”
@sports31172.4k likes15 hours agoSee it on YouTube

Underrated here

“Now this really HURTS Jalen!😂🤣😂🤣 A Super Bowl veteran, wasted by a rookie replacement QB! Well, the Bears can now say hello to their new star quarterback! Caleb Williams is sadly out for the whole season.🏈”
@JM2-x5b0 likes12 hours agoSee it on YouTube

Jalen Hurts played the game while Caleb Williams is out for the season.

Full breakdown
03

Happy Wheels is on STEAM?

jacksepticeye

2.4M views101k/hr1k comments read34:17

A man wearing a grey shirt is in his room. He sits in front of a computer, finds the game Happy Wheels on Steam, and plays it. He clicks through multiple user-submitted levels. He selects characters like Pogo Stick Man, Segway Guy, and Wheelchair Guy and dies repeatedly in graphic ways.

Everyone is collectively turning into dust while shouting speed is key at their screens.

childhood nostalgiagetting olderclassic outro

The mood

51% positive48% neutral2% negative

❤ 59😂 49😭 41🥹 13🥲 8

Estimated automated1%
  • 15 identical text from several accounts
  • 11 accounts with no uploads
  • 10 auto-generated account names

PAID LLC estimate, not a YouTube metric. Describes the section in aggregate, never an individual account.

Most liked

“A JackSepticEye Happy Wheels Playthrough? In 2026? I think the world is healing.”
@Jlipper23k likes1 day agoSee it on YouTube

Underrated here

“0:22 Love how he reacts with shock to the Happy Wheels Steam page... which he got to via the game already being in his library XD”
@DeuteriumtheSentientMattress0 likes9 hours agoSee it on YouTube

He acts surprised by the Steam page for a game that is already sitting inside his own digital library.

Full breakdown
04

Visiting Hours Are Over! 🛑|Grey's Anatomy

CineSavvy

3.6M views93k/hr376 comments read1:51

This is a clip from the television series Grey's Anatomy. It features a doctor speaking sternly to angry family members who want to see their relative after a successful surgery. The doctor explains that visiting hours are over and asks them to leave.

The room was split.

dysfunctional familieshospital dramabad visitors

The mood

22% positive60% neutral18% negative

😂 57😮 19😢 12😡 8❤ 6

Estimated automated1%
  • 7 identical text from several accounts
  • 6 accounts with no uploads
  • 3 auto-generated account names

PAID LLC estimate, not a YouTube metric. Describes the section in aggregate, never an individual account.

Most liked

“With a family like this, who needs enemies...they're capable of burying you alive without even realizing it. Total indifference!!!!? The problem and the sadness is that these scenes happen in real life, not just in movies....... Human advice: don't stay in toxic relationships with your partner or family... Better leave with your head held high!”
@marianpaulculita72920k likes1 day agoSee it on YouTube

Also underrated here

“Who needs enemies when you have families like these 😂”
@DSCNT380 likes19 hours agoSee it on YouTube
Full breakdown

05

The realization on his face 😭😭 #homecamera #couple #Relationship #husband #couplescomedy…

@indyclinton

4.4M views90k/hr939 comments read1:14

This is a short video of a couple talking in a kitchen. A shirtless man wearing a towel talks to a woman. He realizes that the towel he used is not a regular towel.

The room was split.

toweldontfloor

The mood

33% positive55% neutral12% negative

😂 477🤣 73😭 58😅 39😮 12

Estimated automated1%
  • 43 identical text from several accounts
  • 23 accounts with no uploads
  • 11 auto-generated account names

PAID LLC estimate, not a YouTube metric. Describes the section in aggregate, never an individual account.

Most liked

““Am I gonna get myself pregnant” 😂😂😂 wild statement!!”
@90zharley20k likes2 days agoSee it on YouTube

Underrated here

“Unexpected plot twist holy 😂 the way he be walking though 😂🫪”
@whatthefuckassclown0 likes11 hours agoSee it on YouTube
Full breakdown

The pick below was ranked in code rather than judged.

The like test

Three comments from the same video. Which one got the most likes?

All three sat under We Had A Secret Code 🤫 by His Story, so they had the same audience and the same chance.

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Sentiment, themes and automation figures are PAID LLC's own estimates, computed from public comments. They are not YouTube metrics, and they describe each comment section in aggregate, never any individual account. Comment text, video titles and statistics come from YouTube and belong to their authors. How this is built.

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