The Comment Section · No. 8 · Saturday, September 26, 2026

Five videos, 3.5k comments. The room ran 41% positive, and about 2% of it looked automated.

The fastest-rising videos on YouTube in the US right now, read through their comment sections.

Comments read

3.5k

across 5 videos

41%

Positive

8% negative
51% neutral

Estimated automated

2%

our estimate, in aggregate

Busiest hour

24th

hour after upload

Sentiment, themes and automation figures are PAID LLC's own estimates, computed from public comments. They are not YouTube metrics, and they describe each comment section in aggregate, never any individual account. Comment text, video titles and statistics come from YouTube and belong to their authors. How this is built.

Underrated comment of the day

“- "I'm done when I say I'm done." - "Sir, this is an airport bar, we are calling Spirit Airlines security now."”
@tmaziriri0 likes1 day agoSee it on YouTube

Johnny Depp plays an alcoholic in the film.

Today's five

What the comments said.

01

The Rescue | Official Trailer (2027 Movie) - Brandon Sklenar, Josh Lucas, Hassie Harrison

Paramount Pictures

7.5M views303k/hr513 comments read2:38

This trailer is for the 2027 film The Rescue, which stars Brandon Sklenar, Josh Lucas, and Hassie Harrison. The story follows a cowboy trying to find his missing daughter, who has been kidnapped by a group of criminals. He works with law enforcement and a trusted ally to track down the kidnappers and rescue her, culminating in a violent confrontation.

Everyone is joking that the trailer showed so much plot they do not even need to buy a movie ticket.

whole movie in traileryellowstone vibesbatman fancast

The mood

23% positive69% neutral8% negative

😂 31❤ 16🔥 13💀 6🤣 5

Estimated automated0%
  • 2 accounts with no uploads
  • 1 accounts under a month old
  • 1 scam or engagement-farm phrasing

PAID LLC estimate, not a YouTube metric. Describes the section in aggregate, never an individual account.

Most liked

“Brandon Sklenar in full Western action mode is precisely what we needed”
@tawneez659 likes21 hours agoSee it on YouTube

Underrated here

“Taken + Yellowstone 1923 + Tacoma FD= The Rescue!! According to this trailer he plays country music backwards so he gets his horse, dog, ex wife and daughter back 😂😂😂”
@jorgergonzalezvisualartist89250 likes1 day agoSee it on YouTube

It combines three different cowboy and rescue properties into a single country music joke.

Full breakdown
02

32KG-Mop-Shocks-GIRLS-and-BodyBuilders - JANITOR vs THE BIGGEST GUY IN THE GYM...,,#gym…

PINK'S HOT BODY

13M views257k/hr558 comments read2:54

A janitor pranks two bodybuilders and three women in a gym. The janitor effortlessly lifts a heavy barbell by attaching a mop to it. The bodybuilders are shocked because they assume the weights are real.

The room was split.

laughterlaugh trackfake

The mood

40% positive42% neutral18% negative

😂 466❤ 110😅 96🤣 76👍 29

Estimated automated0%
  • 9 accounts with no uploads
  • 6 identical text from several accounts
  • 6 auto-generated account names

PAID LLC estimate, not a YouTube metric. Describes the section in aggregate, never an individual account.

Most liked

“Background laughter makes the video useless. Avoid such background noise/sounds.”
@sushiltiwari1543538 likes2 days agoSee it on YouTube

Underrated here

“Well. If he says that the weights are fake. Believe him. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”
@owenwright23650 likes1 day agoSee it on YouTube
Full breakdown

The pick below was ranked in code rather than judged.

03

Originally priced around $1.5 million, the Mercedes CLR GTR is considered oneof the

UttamX Prime

2.5M views187k/hr978 comments read1:08

This video is a comedy sketch about the difference between working in a private school and a government school. The video features a female teacher in a pink sari who is teaching students in a classroom and making phone calls. In the end, the teacher gets into her car and drives away.

The room was split.

500200 100maa

The mood

48% positive52% neutral0% negative

❤ 2.3k😊 227🎉 85😂 82🥰 57

Estimated automated6%
  • 212 identical text from several accounts
  • 157 accounts with no uploads
  • 61 auto-generated account names

PAID LLC estimate, not a YouTube metric. Describes the section in aggregate, never an individual account.

Most liked

“Mom dad🥰🥰🥰”
@JassiKaur-n6y18 likes15 hours agoSee it on YouTube

Underrated here

“500.is. Answer. Didi. 😂😂🥰🥰”
@AmitVeer-k9o1 like11 hours agoSee it on YouTube
Full breakdown

The pick below was ranked in code rather than judged.

04

Toddlers Choose Their Day

The Churco Family

3.2M views149k/hr416 comments read1:00

A young girl and her twin toddlers are sitting on a couch with a parent off-camera who offers them choices on cards. The toddlers are given choices like "clean playroom" or "nail date," "yard work" or "park," and "dishes" or "movie night." The trick is that both cards have the same words written on them. When the children make their choices, they end up with the unwanted chores.

The room was split.

momcrykids

The mood

40% positive39% neutral20% negative

😂 296❤ 119😡 67😢 51🤣 25

Estimated automated1%
  • 10 identical text from several accounts
  • 7 accounts with no uploads
  • 5 auto-generated account names

PAID LLC estimate, not a YouTube metric. Describes the section in aggregate, never an individual account.

Most liked

“Better idea have them do all of their chores then reward them with the park, nail salon, and movie night that way they know doing their chores gets rewarded”
@Birdbrain19241.1k likes22 hours agoSee it on YouTube

Underrated here

“Why is she tricking them 😂😂😂😂”
@abrahamjohnson20180 likes23 hours agoSee it on YouTube
Full breakdown

The pick below was ranked in code rather than judged.

05

Day Drinker (2027) Official Teaser – Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline, and Penélope Cruz

Lionsgate Movies

5.8M views124k/hr1k comments read1:35

This is a movie trailer for Day Drinker, which will be released in March 2027. It stars Johnny Depp, Madelyn Cline, and Penélope Cruz. Johnny Depp's character is a day drinker. He is chased by people who want to kill him, and he kills some of them. He says he is done and lies on the ground with blood on him.

Everyone is treating Johnny Depp's dramatic final line as a personal message to the world.

Welcome BackToxic TrailerRum and Pirates

The mood

45% positive50% neutral5% negative

❤ 197🔥 96😂 87😮 36🎉 34

Estimated automated1%
  • 37 identical text from several accounts
  • 23 accounts with no uploads
  • 14 auto-generated account names

PAID LLC estimate, not a YouTube metric. Describes the section in aggregate, never an individual account.

Most liked

“Does anyone else get filled with immense joy every time a Johnny Depp trailer drops?”
@Rasim98983.8k likes2 days agoSee it on YouTube

Also underrated here

“He finally did it! Jack Sparrow found the secret to true immortality!😂😂😂”
@thnzxc0 likes13 hours agoSee it on YouTube
Full breakdown

The like test

Three comments from the same video. Which one got the most likes?

All three sat under The Rescue | Official Trailer (2027 Movie) - Brandon Sklenar, Josh Lucas, Hassie Harrison by Paramount Pictures, so they had the same audience and the same chance.

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